batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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