when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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