My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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