Why are handjobs necessary in class?
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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