Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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