Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
did that guy on the oscars really just tell me to text a dolphin?
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
Randomize
