Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
did i walk over a car last night?
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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