Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
You are the jesus of drinking
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