that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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