school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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