we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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