i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
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