Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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