Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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