If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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