How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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