dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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