it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
i've created a new STD.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
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