he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
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