Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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