You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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