Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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