Why are handjobs necessary in class?
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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