So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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