And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Hello Officers/Paramedics, judging by last night, my friend is dead. The money in his pockets is mine, he owed me. Please send me directions to whichever morgue/strip club for pick up.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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