my vag is so smooth its legendary
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
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