i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
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