The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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