omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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