Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
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