Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
Randomize