I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
This dress was meant to end up on your floor
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
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