i permit you to call me
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
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