she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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