As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize