After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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