Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
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