my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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