i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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