i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
my shit smells like andre
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
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