I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
Randomize