Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
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