No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
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