new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
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