I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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