And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
This baby is an asshole
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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