it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Welp...herpes.
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
I just blew my weed a kiss
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
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