This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
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