apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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