Some broad at the bar just asked me how much money I make. I don't know whats worse, the question or the answer.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
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