Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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