we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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