When he brought me into his room he showed me his James Bond calendar and matching sheets, and then told me that his goal in life is to be James Bond….epic fail. Mission Impossible. I was scared to take off his boxers to find out that they were also James Bond themed.
RUN LIKE YOUR JAMES BOND
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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