literally had 100 drinks last night.
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
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