Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Randomize
