dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
Let's get the cat blown out
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
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